ahaha ive been reading a guy named jeb all this time
Chick-Fil-A restaurants could have, for example, become collection centers for one of the largest canned-food drives in history, showing that we must heed Christian teaching because of the astounding power of its generosity. Instead, Chick-Fil-As became ground zero for the mass purchase of the Go Fuck Yourself Sandwich.
This is the shape of a Christian protest: numerous participants expressing a dehumanizing spite of other citizens’ human rights via loading up on meat-and-bread wads dropped into a deep fryer by a minimum-wage-slave. We’ve crossed the line between our great national sloth and skyrocketing levels of morbid obesity into Hate Obesity and Gluttony with Intent to Harm. What an exceptionally American achievement.
- Mobutu Sese Seko, All Meals Are Possible Through Christ: Hate-Bingeing on the Loaves and the Chicken
